You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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