Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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