He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
