i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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