You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I am mentally ready for anal.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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