I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
