i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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