so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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