he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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