He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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