i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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