I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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