But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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