walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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