its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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