Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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