I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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