can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i out mim tonsoeep
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