can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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