was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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