Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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