I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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