That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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