sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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