The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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