puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
