could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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