Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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