People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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