are you so shy because you have an std?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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