i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You are the jesus of drinking
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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