I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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