love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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