You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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