U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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