no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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