honey bunches of taint.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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