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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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