id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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