Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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