so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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