D3 body, D1 cock
I puked a lego.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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