you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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