fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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