The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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