chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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