It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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