omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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