just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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