i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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