I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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