I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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