SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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