two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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