i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Let's get the cat blown out
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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