Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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