Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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