Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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