My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm passing your future prison.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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