I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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